On This Day In History…
On this day in history, the sun rose. Yeah, pretty amazing, right? Strangely enough, it happens every day. Anyways, I’ve come to tell you about funny things and to post this video. This video has a great explanation of a historical event. It’s really interesting, and it has some humorous parts.
ANYWAYS. Moving onto the stuff that matters. On this day in history, the Warsaw Pact was formed. I’m not really sure what a warsaw is. I talked with a few intellectuals about it, and they had conflicting points of view. One said that it was a weapon used in maid-evil times. It was used to cut down trees, and sometimes to cut down people. Another said that it was some sort of sea creature, almost like a walrus or a seal or a juniper. A third said that it was the capital of Poland, before it disappeared. The last was dead. He wasn’t very talkative, but he was a GREAT listener and good with kids. Although I’m not sure if that’s a good thing.
After doing some research on the internet, I found that the Warsaw Pact was when a group of sea creatures with maid-evil weapons that lived in Poland (once again, before it disappeared,) got together and made a pact. This pact said something, but I’m sure it was. Anyways, Winston Churchill once said, “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on”. I wonder why he thought truth would have its pants off…maybe he was still angry about it sleeping with his wife? I dunno. Anyways, I thought I’d take this time to say that Lawl-wrench of Arabia died on this date. But nobody cares about him. To wrap things up, have another link.
LOL LENIN!
